Club Staff Profiles

Name : PHIL TIBBUTT

Age : Late 30's, it's the stressful life I lead which makes me look older

Club Nickname : STICKY, BOSS, GAFFER, MIDGET, STUMPY

Shirt Number : Anything between 2 and 11

Position : Midfield maestro (used to run the show!)

Occupation : Full-time Jarvis Brook Football Club, occasionally drive around selling screws

Car : Peugeot 407 (for the moment)

Favourite team(s) : Brighton, Man Utd

Best player you’ve played with : Darren Longley and of course, Glen Brown

Toughest opponent : Roger Turner at committee meetings - what is in that case?

Best goal you ever scored : 40 yard lob playing for Dorset Arms v C-Tel in West Kent Sunday League (yes, I did play!)

Favourite ground : Withyham and of course the mighty Limekiln

Worst ground : Any ground that any Brook side loses on

Proudest moment : last season's double and Glen Brown becoming part of the family

Most embarrassing moment : Losing new mobile phone on Christmas p**s up 3 years ago in Tunbridge Wells (I've grown up since)

Music likes : The mighty Phil Collins, Paul Weller

Favourite film/ tv programme : Sky Sports, Only Fools and Horses

Married/single : Married with 5 children, I think!

Where will you be in 10 years time : Seeing Jarvis Brook playing County football at the Limekiln while some other mug whinges and whines at everyone at Jarvis Brook Football Club, collecting match fees, selling floppy hot dogs or will that still be me? (Probably!)

Name : CHRIS FRAMPTON

Age : OVER FORTY BUT WITH THE BODY OF A TEENAGER !

Club Nickname : FRAMMY, COACH, FRILLY AND MORE RECENTLY BORAT

Shirt Number : ALWAYS LIKED NO 6, WAS LIKENED TO ALAN HANSEN IN MY DAY

Position : IF MISSIONARY IS TAKEN, THEN ANYWHERE IN THE BACK FOUR

Occupation : INTER GALACTIC STARSHIP CAPTAIN, AND IN MY SPARE TIME, PAYROLL MANAGER AT GATWICK.

Car : ‘ THE BEAST II ‘ MONDEO SPORT !!

Favourite team(s) : CHELSKI, SCANDANAVIAN LAP DANCERS, THE BROOK 1ST AND 2ND XI’S

Best player you’ve played with : SIMON HARMAN, A BROOK LEGEND, MADE HIM LOOK CLASS WHEN WE PLAYED TOGETHER AT THE BACK !

Toughest opponent : CASPER MY 9 YEAR OLD LABRADOR, BRIGHT, ALERT CAN USE EITHER PAW

Best goal you ever scored : ARE YOU SITTING DOWN, THEN I’LL BEGIN.

COLLECTED BALL IN MY OWN HALF, BEAT TWO MEN, NUTMEGGED A THIRD, BEAT 4 AND 5 WITH A CRUYFF TURN, THEM SMASHED IT HOME WITH ME LEFT FOOT FROM 25 YARDS. BEST GOAL I EVER SCORED IN MY GARDEN. MY DOG STOOD NO CHANCE. GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!

Favourite ground : THE OLD BOTTOM PITCH AT LIMEKILN, AND RINGMER LAST SEASON, PROUDEST MOMENT OF MY COACHING CAREER.

Worst ground : Ringmer last season, losing to ‘ county side ‘ seaford crown on penalties in presidents cup final !

Proudest moment : seeing my daughter being born ( that’s the serious bit out of the way )

Most embarrassing moment : hurling chunks out the window of me workmates new car, twice !!! and filling me hood up , offered to clean it off though !!

Music likes : The mighty quo, quicksand (could be reforming for one night only ) and anything from the punk era.

Favourite film/ tv programme : Debbie does dallas, emanuelle 1 to 6, girls of godiva high and challenge tommy walsh

Married/single : yes, to Helen chamberlain ( I bloody wish !! )

Where will you be in 10 years time : milking the applause from the fans in the Harold wilmshurst stand at limekiln, as the brook clinch the county one title by stuffing crowborough 3-0 !! Or like blackie, listening to sticky still moaning and griping about something unimportant and nibbling on one of his floppy ones !!

Name : PAUL NEALE SENIOR

 Age : OVER 50 BUT WITH THE BODY OF A 80 YEAR OLD !

 Club Nickname : NEALER, NAYLOR, DOGSBODY, ROBIN WILLIAMS

 Shirt Number : 3 MOSTLY 12

 Position : LEFT BACK USUALLY ON THE TOUCHLINE

 Occupation : ELECTRICIAN, GROUNDSMAN ,STADIUM MANAGER ,SUNDAY 2ND TEAM MANAGER, COUNSELLOR TO STICKY

 Car : FORD ESCORT WHITE VAN MAN, LITTLE JAP CAR

 Favourite team(s) : JARVIS BROOK, BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION

 Best player you’ve played with : SAMMY CHAMBERS, RONNIE MITCHELL, ROGER TURNER

 Toughest opponent : KEITH HARMAN, NEIL BAKER

 Best goal you ever scored : PLAYING FOR JARVIS BROOK 2NDS TEAM AGAINST TONBRIDGE TULCI 1971, 3-3 AT 90 MINS I HIT THE BALL FROM 20 YARDS INTO MY OWN NET, MANAGER HAROLD WILMSHURT DIDN’T THINK IT WAS VERY FUNNY AND A WEEK LATER WAS BACK TO MY NORMAL POSITION AS SUB

 Favourite ground : LIMEKILN AND THE GOLDSTONE GROUND,

 Worst ground : WALMER ROAD SEAFORD AND GLYNDE

 Proudest moment : WINNING THE DEREK BEDDING BOWL AT DRIPPING PAN,WITH TEAM ALL EX JUNIORS 2004

 Most embarrassing moment : WATCHING ROGER TURNER RUN THE LINE, AND ENDING UP IN EASTBOURNE HOSPITAL AFTER THE JARVIS BROOK XMAS DO,COMING OUT WTH EXTRA BAGGAGE.

 Music likes : DIRE STRAITS, THE CARPENTERS, FLEETWOOD MAC, ENYA

 Favourite film/ tv programme : GREAT ESCAPE, VIDEO OF THE DEREK BEDDING BOWL FINAL/ ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES, ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Married/single : MARRIED TO ANNIE

 Where will you be in 10 years time : STILL MARKING THE PITCHES, MANAGING JARVIS BROOK 2NDS TO THE TOP OF LEWES SUNDAY PREMIER LEAGUE, WATCHING JARVIS BROOK PLAY COUNTY FOOTBALL WITH ROGER NOT RUNNING THE LINE