Player Profiles

Name Adam David Brock

Age 19

Club Nickname Brocky

Shirt Number err15 aint goin to bad at the mo

Position upfront apparently (see myself as a provider than a scorer)

Occupation Plasterer

Car Did have a beemer till some wench wrote it off for me but Another one is on the horizon

Favourite team(s) Brook, don’t really support anyone

Best player you’ve played with Luke Howell

Toughest opponent Luke Howell

Best goal you ever scored 2 goals against Wealden for jb u’16s

Favourite ground Brook top pitch.f’#k knows why

Worst ground Tunbridge wells boys grammar pitches

Proudest moment captain at a cup final or players player u16s

Most embarrassing moment don’t think iv had one

Music likes hip hop dance soul motown and random stuff

Favourite film/ tv programme hustle sntach and all that

Married/single may aswell be married

Where will you be in 10 years time filthy rich and living in Antigua

Name Liam Williams

Age 17

Club Nickname Willi Warmer

Shirt Number 11

Position Left Midfield

Occupation Plasterer

Car Vauxhall Corsa

Favourite team(s) Man Utd

Best player you’ve played with Ronaldiho, Ronaldo, Rooney etc

Toughest opponent John Terry was fairly difficult, Mike Tyson

Best goal you ever scored Bi-cycle from the half way line

Favourite ground Tarmac

Worst ground The beach

Proudest moment Winning the world cup for England (on fifa)

Music likes hip-hop

Favourite film/ tv programme

Married/single Single with a wife and 12 kids

Where will you be in 10 years time drunk as usual

Name Nicholas Leftley

Age 17

Club Nickname Sticky, Dave, Canoe feet,

Shirt Number 2

Position Right back

Occupation Plasterer

Car Don’t have one

Favourite team(s) Man utd

Best player you’ve played with Kev Lee, Daniel Berwick

Toughest opponent Daniel Berwick

Best goal you ever scored 20 yards out, first time volley, OWN GOAL

Favourite ground Limekilm 2nd pitch

Worst ground Alderbrook

Proudest moment Managers player under 11s

Most embarrassing moment Own Goal

Music likes Anything

Favourite film/ tv programme Soccer Am

Married/single Single

Where will you be in 10 years time Beating up roger at work

Name Glen Brown

Age can't say

Club Nickname GAFFER, BROWNY, PENCIL HEAD

Shirt Number 4 AND 4 ONLY NEXT SEASON 14 OR TRAINNING TOP GB MANAGER

position DOGGY,ON TOP,AT THE BACK

Occupation RICH PLUMBER

Car WHITE TRAINST VAN AND A TARTS ASTRA

Favourite team(s) JBFC AND THE MIGHTY BLUES

Best player you’ve played with OLD MAN BERWICK, OLD MAN FRAMMY AND THE RAT

Toughest opponent THE ABOVE

Best goal you ever scored HALF WAY LINE DOWN AT NEWHAVEN

Favourite ground LIMEKILM AND STAMFORD BRIDGE

Worst ground ALDERBRONX,CUCKFIELD,VICTORIA GROUND

Proudest moment BEING MANAGER OF THE BROOK,FROM DIVISION 5 TO THE PREMIER

Most embarrassing moment TOO MANY TO MENTION

Music likes RAP/HIP HOP,R&B,MADNESS

Favourite film/ tv programme SNATCH,

Married/single ASK ME AFTER 10 STELLAS

Where will you be in 10 years time LIVER FAILURE,MANAGER OF THE BROOK IN THE PREMIERSHIP.