Player Profiles

Name Adam Short

Age 23

Club Nickname Shorty

Shirt Number 9

position Midfield/striker

Occupation Advertising/sales

Car Ford fiesta

Favourite team(s) Watford – come on you horns!

Best player you’ve played with – Ross Goody

Toughest opponent – Ross Goody

Best goal you ever scored – They are all special to me!

Favourite ground – Limekin playing fields, bottom pitch only one i can score on

Worst ground – Dont really remember any pitches, my memory tends to be a little sketchy on saturdays and sundays!

Proudest moment – Watford gaining promotion to the premiership

Most embarrassing moment – to many open goals to mention, so falling off the sanchos wall on football p*ss up!

Music likes – Razorlight, White stripes, Libertines etc.

Favourite film/ tv programme – Trainspotting / 24

Married/single - Single

Where will you be in 10 years time – If not dead then probably in rehab.

Name: Paul Hathaway

Age: 20

Club: Nickname Blacky imaginatively calls me ‘hath’

Shirt Number: Its been anything higher than eleven recently

Position: Defence or Midfield

Occupation: Student

Car: An increasingly decrepit Ford Fiesta

Favourite team: Aston Villa

Best player you’ve played with: Kev Sharman

Toughest opponent: Scott Murfin

Best goal you ever scored: Left foot volley from the edge of the box against Langton Green, I was twelve and the fact that eight years later I still haven’t scored a better one says a lot for my prowess in front of goal

Favourite ground: Villa Park

Worst ground: Westfield; long way to go, awful pitch, tiny changing room

Proudest moment: Winning the Sussex County Youth Cup and being handed the privilege of wearing the number 7 shirt on my debut for Brook.

Most embarrassing moment: My fu*k up against Forest the other week is right up there

Music likes: The Killers and Westlife

Favourite film/ TV programme: Talladega Nights/Prison Break

Married/single: In a relationship

Where will you be in 10 years time: Wherever I am I’ll still be asking myself why I didn’t just clear the ball against Forest

Name Ross Sinclair

Age 25 and ageing

Club Nickname BIG RED, SINCS, CLYDE, ORANG UTANG (Cheers Wickens)

Shirt Number 8

Position Centre Midfield

Occupation IT Sales Manager

Car MG ZR

Favourite team(s) Glasgow Rangers

Best player you’ve played with Gareth Barry (In his Spartan days), Dave Adams (before he put on the beef), and Dean Chamberlain (Left foot Wiz kid/Moaner)

Toughest opponent Ross Goodey (Go Goodey Go Go Go) or Elmsy when I have promised him a Pie after a game!

Best goal you ever scored My memory is a bit hazy after too many drunken nights out, so probably the goal this season against Ashurst Wood (Err Nice team)

Favourite ground Limekiln of course or maybe Hamden Park, come on the TARTAN ARMY!

Worst ground Park Albion’s Ground (W*nkers)

Proudest moment Lifting the Derek Bedding Cup at the Dripping Pan and putting a smile on the Legend that is Paul Neale (Senior) PRICELESS!!!!

Most embarrassing moment: Last Saturday night in Maidstone when I thought a sexy bird had just pinched my arse only to realise that it was Nealer Junior playing tricks on me, whilst his glowing head gleamed in the mist!

Music likes at the mo: Razorlight, The kooks, The View and anything to do with Funky, dirty House!

Favourite film/ TV programme Braveheart (FREEEEEEEDOOOOMMM) and of course THE SIMPSONS!

Married/single Single & loving it!

Where will you be in 10 years time playing for the Jarvis Brook vets reminiscing on what could have been or living out in Oz chasing the lovable Skippy, diving out of planes and grappling with Great Whites. Yes Right!!! More likely to be fat, bald and impotent!